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Christmas Trip 2007 1 Comments
So, at 4:30am Pacific Standard Time, I left Eastern Oregon heading for the Central Oregon Coast...... I got 7 miles out of Pendleton (that's where I live), when my car took a giant crap. I went to investigate, and somehow my muffler is hanging about 2-3 inches from the ground, the engine barely has any compression, and I have what sounds to be an exhaust leak. GREAT!! So, I am driving down Highway 84, back home..... at an expedient 10-15 miles per hour. This really pisses me off.
As I write this, I am at a friend's house waiting for him to gas his 83 Camaro up, make sure the lights an yadd-yadda work (yadda-yadda= vehicle fluids), so I can then drive it to the coast for Christmas. The catch is, I will probably need to fill the gas tank up 3-4 times round trip (between 120$-150$ USD).....not to mention that when I get back, I have to get my POS car fixed (if it doesn't accidently get pushed off of a cliff).
Thus far, my Christmas is sucking huge fruit cake....there had better be video games to play when I get to my Mom's house, or a certain someone will be super grouchy!
I will write more when I feel like it/get to the coast......
This really ought to be called the Christmas Misadventure 2007, but whatever.... yadda-yadda-yadda.
'nuff said
As I write this, I am at a friend's house waiting for him to gas his 83 Camaro up, make sure the lights an yadd-yadda work (yadda-yadda= vehicle fluids), so I can then drive it to the coast for Christmas. The catch is, I will probably need to fill the gas tank up 3-4 times round trip (between 120$-150$ USD).....not to mention that when I get back, I have to get my POS car fixed (if it doesn't accidently get pushed off of a cliff).
Thus far, my Christmas is sucking huge fruit cake....there had better be video games to play when I get to my Mom's house, or a certain someone will be super grouchy!
I will write more when I feel like it/get to the coast......
This really ought to be called the Christmas Misadventure 2007, but whatever.... yadda-yadda-yadda.
'nuff said

why didn't you just ask Santa to give you a lift? What.....you mean he's not real......since when?